December 2011
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What’s the temperature of the Sun?
Dec 31st
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Changed my blog’s title to be more appropriate. 
Dec 31st
obscenespectacle: rule #1 on how to not die in homestuck dont be in homestuck Alt. be a dog
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-spencerreid: “don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
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WatchWatch
lowbrowisclassy: br8kspider: therealkiki: This made me very uncomfortable… pretty much that ^ if i have to feel this uncomfortable then so do all of my followers A good way to start off a morning.
Dec 29th
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sylvester-calzone: finally told my parents they’re gay
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oh-my-godtier: cheese is my headcanon for all the nakodiles and salamanders Someone’s gotta be drinking this  goddamn fuckin’  chocolate milk.
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
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student:
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me: whoops
Dec 29th
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traceexcalibur replied to your post: Someone tell me that it’s a bad idea to buy the… if you don’t have much money than don’t throw it away willynilly!! gosh!! I think the standard edition comes with the art book so WE’RE GOOD.  I’m NOT spending 70 bucks anymore.
Dec 29th
Someone tell me that it’s a bad idea to buy the Love is Over Deluxe Edition of Catherine because I’m literally seconds away from buying it for 70 and I don’t have any money after that. 
Dec 29th
boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
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EMERGENCY POST EVERYONE
stayflyyyg: calmyourfitz: imoktosink: twistmyrubber-armgirlfriend: planetstarlight: DIAL 719-26-OATES: THE CALLIN’ OATES HOTLINE FOR WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO HEAR HALL&OATES THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST THING EVER. EXCUSE ME WHILE I ENDLESSLY FLAIL. dieing yes omg If I call this and Maneater doesn’t play, I’m going to be fucking pissed. 
Dec 29th
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
lemongrab: Instructions: You should know these by now. 1: What do you put on hotdogs? 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? 5: Do you use your parking brake? 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? 7: Do you know how to play chess? 8: How often do you clean the...
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character a: i hate you
character b: i hate you too
corresponding fandom: they must want to fuck
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IN THE DARK WE WILL TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES AND THERE’LL BE  LA-EE-ACING FINGERS THROUGH THE NOTCHES IN YOUR SPINE AND WHEN ALL IS BREAKING EVERYTHING THAT YOU COULD KEEP INSIDE NOW YOUR EYES AIN’T MOVING NOW THEY JUST LAY THERE IN THEIR CLII-II-I-I-IIIIIMB
Dec 27th
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My dash right now:  Sex boobs sex birds Homestuck boobs birds
Dec 27th
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Man I just remembered my porn folder got formatted :’( So many good pictures.  Sooo many.  Like 1.25 GB worth of hand-picked pictures of the nasty and things related to the nasty gone FUCK
Dec 27th
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strraysheep: i just want to be friends with everyone why is that so hard to do
Dec 27th
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tojiko: Name stories My given name, Katana, came from a superhero trading card  Brett came from Brett Hull (St. Louis Blues legend NBD), who I have met and told that I was named after him. We high-fived, but unfortunately there’s no physical evidence of this happening. 
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