How is it going, man? Great, that’s great.

Well, I’m Brett. I’m from the good ol’ U-S-of-A, more specifically St. Louis (go Blues). I am 17 years old and I like every last sexual organ under the rainbow, no matter what brand of person it is on (I’m fucking pansexual why did I shit out this sentence)

If you’re on my blog right now, it’s probably because of: 

1. Music. I post a lot about it and it’s one of the few things I’ll actively talk about in a way that’ll get noticed by someone unfamiliar with my blog. 
2. Homestuck or any other webcomic/Video Games/Anime/BalloonShop/Metal/Science (mostly zoology, audio engineering, and astronomy). 
3. One of my many awesome friends that somehow led you here.
4. your taste for really shitty text posts filled with vulgarity and a non-linear thought process that confuses without fail.

If it isn’t one of these things, well then why would you do this to yourself

UMMM, I guess I should say I’m an NSFW blog that tags all lewd imagery so yeah don’t worry your little head about your mother peeking over your shoulder and spraying you with holy water because she thinks the devil possessed her daughter/son/neither/both/dragon/other creature.

Also I tag things like suicide, hanging, spiders, and other general triggers so yeah don’t worry about that unless you have an uncommon one because I might miss it (send me it and I’ll remember to, though)

I say yeah and man a lot. Also fuck and jesus. Also like.

Like yeah man, fuck jesus.